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Week 8 Abstract Sports Fantasy Football League Recaps: Playoff Push Time

Week 8

Overall High Score
176.7 (My Nabers - FFL2)

Overall Low Score
98.52 (I Strained McCaffrey - FFL1)

Season

Overall High Score
225.98 (My Nabers FFL2)

Overall Low Score
76.7 (Lambeau Forever in FFL1)

FFL1 Recap

GIT UR DUN (130.92) won this round of the Father VS Son Battle... by a whopping 1.08 points over Tuddy Buddies (129.84).

In a low-scoring game, Backfield Penetration (118.72) tacks another dub to his collection over Lambeau Forever (99.22) who had one of the lowest overall scores of the week.

In another low-scoring matchup, I Strained McCaffrey (98.52) fumbled around and found out... he put up the lowest overall score in Week 8 and gave the win to Fumblerooski (117.32) in the process.

I Like TDs (139.58) won a barn-burner over Team FSABS Hart (136.46).

Perpetual Priapisms (137.16) got the win over Henryless Levis (120.08) leaving both teams at 4-4 on the season.

And last but not least, Ja'Marrvelous D*cker (152.42) got the job done against Dora the Touchdown Scora (136.12), and he earned the weekly high score cash grab for the good work. 

Featured Matchups for Week 9

Lambeau Forever (2-6) vs GIT UR DUN (2-6)

We did this last week, but we have another derp-off in Week 9. Let's see which one of these 2-6 scum buckets get's a much needed win lol (I'm also one of said scum buckets with the same damn record).

Week-by-Week High Scores

Week 1: Backfield Penetration (138.86)

Week 2: Ja’Marrvelous D*cker (191.42)

Week 3: Backfield Penetration (176.82)

Week 4: Team FSABS Hart (207.2)

Week 5: I Strained McCaffrey (181.68)

Week 6: Dora the Touchdown Scora (165.56)

Week 7: Perpetual Priapisms (190.54)

Week 8: Ja'Marrvelous D*cker (152.42)

FFL2 Recap

The Smokin Fins (101.96) flopped against the Tua's Trophy Fish (109.92), a fish much higher on the food chain. The Fins Fan Floparound was only decided by about 8 points.

The infamous trash chatter Jeanty & Juice (145.18) snuck away with a win over the Lumberjacks (144.76) by 0.42 points... that seems to be the theme this season.

The Kittle Engine (118.72) and Greg Heffley (99.98) meet at 5-3 after it's all said and done, but The Kittle Engine had the upper hand this time.

In an interesting season-themed plot twist, No Place Like Mahomes (142.02) was on the other end of a close matchup. He took down Tet's TDs (137.72) by less that 5 points. Must be nice to be on the other side of history in this sense. It almost WAS a tie after all!

Top dog Jackson's Finest Team (100.4) put up one of his lowest totals on the season and takes the L to Jonathan's Scary Team (136.48).

And last but not least, My Nabers (176.7) walks away with his second high score on the season, all while dealing the Tater Tuds (144.72) their second loss in a row. Tater Tuds would have beaten all but two teams this week with that score. There's a little bad beat for ya.

Featured Matchup for Week 9

Tater Tuds (5-3) vs Greg Heffley (5-3)

Two 5-3 teams go head-to-head, clamoring for that second spot on the totem pole.

Week-by-Week High Scores

Week 1: Jackson’s Finest Team (163.6)

Week 2: My Nabers (225.98)

Week 3: Jackson's Finest Team (160.32)

Week 4: Tua's Trophy Fish (170.28)

Week 5: Jackson's Finest Team (173.06)

Week 6: Tater Tuds (186.36)

Week 7: Jonathan's Scary Team (165.28)

Week 8: My Nabers (176.7)

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