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Week 7 to Week 8: 2026 Abstract Sports Fantasy Football League

Week 7

Overall High Score
168.72 (Puka Dachewa - FFL2)

Overall Low Score
16.5 (Perpetual Priapisms - FFL1)

Season

Overall High Score
202.5 (Who Darted - FFL2)

Overall Low Score
16.5 (Perpetual Priapisms - FFL2)

FFL1 Recap

Henryless Levis got the upper hand in the father-son featured matchup of the week over GIT UR DUN, just missing the high score by 0.46 points. Solid win, brutal on the cash grab miss.

Tuddy Buddies sit alone at the top as the only 6-1 team after his win over fellow big dawg Backfield Penetration.

Jaxon Jaxoff improves to 2nd place at 5-2 with a win over Lambeau Forever.

Austen's Astounding Team doubles up Freeling This for his 4th win of the season, chilling right in the middle of the pack.

AJ Down gets a solid win over FSABS. Nothing much to write home about in this matchup.

And last but not least... just wow. Perpetual Priapisms really fell flat in this one, with a lineup riddled with byes and injuries. Perhaps it wasn't worth all the sub-outs to even try this week because he wouldn't have much of a team moving forward? But he has a hard-to-be-broken lowest score of ALL TIME at 16.5. And funny enough, the team with the MOST points in the same week was his opponent, I Like TDs, who walks away with the cash grab over Henryless Levis by not much at all.

Week 8 Featured Matchups

Austen's Astounding Team vs AJ Down

Two middle-of-the-pack teams at 4-3 look to break free from the binds of the barrel's bottom.

Week-by-Week High Scores

Week 1: Tuddy Buddies (162.6)

Week 2: Jaxon Jaxoff (166.38)

Week 3: Jaxon Jaxoff (180.54)

Week 4: Backfield Penetration (168.16)

Week 5: AJ Down (198.8)

Week 6: Tuddy Buddies (148.08)

Week 7: I Like TDs

FFL2 Recap

The Featured Matchup between Jamar Swiftwalker and Who Darted was lackluster at best, because the defending champ etched another notch into the win column by 70 points. He's now 6-1, all alone at the top of the mountain.

Lamar the Merrier got an easy win despite not having his team's namesake, because Jonathan's Scary Team couldn't quite break 100.

Greg Heffley jumps to 5-2, chillin' in 2nd place with the win over Smokin' Fins.

Taylor Swift's Boyfriend won this brotherly showdown over No Place Like Mahomes. There's a joke in here somewhere between their two team names... but I can't quite find it. Maybe next time.

In one of the more competitive matchups, They've Hit the Second Bower takes it by 17 points over Say Hello to My Kittle Friend. He improves to 3rd place at 4-3, that's kind of crazy, but he is one of five with that record, so it is what it is.

And last but not least, Puka Dachewa snags the high score (not by much) with his big win over Cloudy with Achane of Meatballs. Congrats to him on his first of the season!

Week 8 Featured Matchups

Puka Dachewa vs Taylor Swift's Boyfriend

Puka Dachewa coming off the high score, takes on Taylor Swift's Boyfriend. Both teams at 4-3 and part of a 5-way tie in the standings, so a win here can mean big things for whomever comes out on top.

Week-by-Week High Scores

Week 1: Jamar Swiftwalker (200.26)

Week 2: They've Hit the Second Bower (188.46)

Week 3: Who Darted? (198.82)

Week 4: Greg Heffley (177.22)

Week 5: Who Darted? (202.5)

Week 6: Jamar Swiftwalker (156.78)

Week 7: Puka Dachewa (168.72)

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