Week 7 Abstract Sports Fantasy Football League Recaps: Halfway Point of the Regular Season

FFL1 Recap

Backfield Penetration (123.82) moves to 6-1 with the win over the Tuddy Buddies (123.62) by a hair... 0.2 points to be exact. That one hurts. He's one of the two teams at the top at 6-1.

Henryless Levis (128.28) got the DUB against GIT UR DUN (100.54) in the Father/Son Showdown^TM. He jumps back into the high-middle of the pack while GIT UR DUN remains stuck in the rut.

Ja'Marrvelous D*cker (158.36) did a glorious Lambeau Leap over Lambeau Forever (130.06).

Dora the Touchdown Scora (127.52) is stringing the Ws together with his third in a row, this win coming in a close victory over Fumblerooski (120.74).

I Strained McCaffrey (161.76) becomes the only other team at 6-1 with his victory over Team FSABS Hart (102.24) with a solid all-around team win.

And last but not least, Perpetual Priapisms (190.54) gets a fat win over I Like TDs (131.86), and he wins the weekly high score cash grab by a long shot... wasn't even close.

Featured Matchups for Week 8

GIT UR DUN (1-6) vs Tuddy Buddies (2-5)

Both of these guys could use the win in Week 8 to give them hope for any kind of post season, which is approaching quicker than you'd think.

Ja'Marrvelous D*cker (4-3) vs Dora the Touchdown Scora (4-3)

Two teams a 4-3 trying to create a little separation in the middle of the pack.

Week-by-Week High Scores

Week 1: Backfield Penetration (138.86)

Week 2: Ja’Marrvelous D*cker (191.42)

Week 3: Backfield Penetration (176.82)

Week 4: Team FSABS Hart (207.2)

Week 5: I Strained McCaffrey (181.68)

Week 6: Dora the Touchdown Scora (165.56)

Week 7: Perpetual Priapisms (190.54)

FFL2 Recap

Tua's Trophy Fish (132.76) withstood the fierce trash talk and fantasy team of Jeanty and Juice (111.14).

Greg Heffley (149.52) laid a smackdown on the Smokin Fins (82.26). One team showed up and the other didn't in this matchup.

The Lumberjacks (137.04) notch their third win in another Brotherly Showdown against No Place Like Mahomes (126.04).

My Nabers (136.16) won a pretty close matchup against The Kittle Engine (119.34), thanks to all the hard work from his receivers!

Jackson's Finest Team (164.28) came within exactly 1 point from getting the high score cash grab, but I guess he also beat Tet's TDs (115.84) in the matchup so that's also pretty nice.

And last but not totally least, in a decently high-scoring affair, one of the big dogs, Tater Tuds (142.52), fell to one of the bottom feeders, Jonathan's Scary Team (165.28). It was a QB issue for Tater, and a Drake Maye, Jahmyr Gibbs, and DeVonta Smith explosion for Jonathan, ultimately earning Jonathan the high score and the cold hard cash.

Featured Matchup for Week 8

No Place Like Mahomes (1-6) vs Tet's TDs (2-5)

One of these teams can't catch a break more than the other, but both of these teams could use a win. Luckily, one of them is pretty much guaranteed a win so they have that to look forward to. If there was ever going to be a tie, I feel like it would happen in this matchup. I've seen it happen before, so it's not impossible!

Week-by-Week High Scores

Week 1: Jackson’s Finest Team (163.6)

Week 2: My Nabers (225.98)

Week 3: Jackson's Finest Team (160.32)

Week 4: Tua's Trophy Fish (170.28)

Week 5: Jackson's Finest Team (173.06)

Week 6: Tater Tuds (186.36)

Week 7: Jonathan's Scary Team (165.28)