Week 5 Recap - Week 6 Preview: 2026 Abstract Sports Fantasy Football League

FFL1 Recap

The featured matchup between Jaxon Jaxoff and Austen's Astounding Team was competitive, but Jaxon Jaxoff came out on top...... anyway...

Tuddy Buddies held off a late comeback, rising to 4-1 while Lambeau Forever drops to 1-4.

Freeling This joins the 4-1 gang with a 30-pointer over Henryless Levis.

GIT UR DUN gits on da board with his first win in a low-scoring battle over Perpetual Priapisms. Welcome to the win column, old man!

Backfield Penetration ALSO joins the 4-1 group with a 25-pointer over FSABS, who also drops to 1-4.

And last but not least, AJ Down walloped I Like TDs by a margin de la grande, jumping to 3-2 and earning that cold hard cash for Week 5. 

Week 6 Featured Matchups

Jaxon Jaxoff vs Tuddy Buddies

Two of the four teams at 4-1 go head to head this week. Two pals, fellow Vandals, become frenemies in Week 6.

I do want to note how weird the standings are right now:

• 4 teams at 4-1
• 4 teams at 1-4
• 2 teams at 3-2
• 2 teams at 2-3

It just seems odd how separated we all are this year. Anyway, good luck in Week 6, nerds.

Week-by-Week High Scores

Week 1: Tuddy Buddies (162.6)

Week 2: Jaxon Jaxoff (166.38)

Week 3: Jaxon Jaxoff (180.54)

Week 4: Backfield Penetration (168.16)

Week 5: AJ Down (198.8)

FFL2 Recap

2 of our 3 top-ranked teams were defeated, leaving one man alone at the top... Who Darted. He's all alone, with no one there beside him at 4-1. That man is the defending champ. CAN HE REPEAT?!

Lamar the Merrier lost this one with their namesake out of the lineup. Taylor Swift's Boyfriend handled this one with ease.

Cloudy with Achane of Meatballs successfully thwarted one of the three top dogs in No Place Like Mahomes. Not by much, but by enough.

Greg Heffley also took out a big dog, so he and They've Hit the Second Bower land at 3-2.

Smokin Fins won the closest matchup of the week, earning the dub over Jonathan's Scary Team by a whopping 3.88 points.

Jamar Swiftwalker pulled a swift one on Say Hello to My Kittle Friend.

And last but not least, Who Darted, AGAIN with the high score cash grab. His second of the season, and the highest of them all so far. He had no mercy for Puka Dachewa with his 70-point beatdown, earning the lone spot at the top of Fantasy Football Mountain. For now.

Week 6 Featured Matchups

They've Hit the Second Bower vs Smokin Fins

Two middle-of-the-pack, 3-2 teams duke it out in Week 6. Who climbs the ladder, and who stays in log jam pergatory?

Week-by-Week High Scores

Week 1: Jamar Swiftwalker (200.26)

Week 2: They've Hit the Second Bower (188.46)

Week 3: Who Darted? (198.82)

Week 4: Greg Heffley (177.22)

Week 5: Who Darted? (202.5)