Week 4 Recap - Week 5 Preview: 2026 Abstract Sports Fantasy Football League

FFL1 Recap

The featured matchup between Austen's Astounding Team and the Perpetual Priapisms was a little lackluster, but still competitive. The Astounding Austen won by almost 30, but relatively low-scoring overall.

Tuddy Buddies won the brotherly showdown over Henryless Levis, but only by 16 points.

I Like TDs I'm sure was happy to secure a win over Freeling This to improve to 2-2 and keep his season relevant in the early quarter of the league.

AJ Down but it didn't matter this week, because he won over Lambeau Forever by 40 points.

FSABS got a low-scoring W for his first of the season over GIT UR DUN, who is now the lone wolf at 0-4 down there.

And last but not least, Jaxon Jaxoff failed to get his THIRD high score in a row as he got dealt the business by Backfield Penetration. Congrats to Steven on the high score cash grab in Week 4.

Week 5 Featured Matchups

Jaxon Jaxoff vs Austen' Astounding Team

These good buds met up for a college football outing recently. I wonder if any smack was talked at their rendezvous... doubtful. But there may be some in the coming days.

Week-by-Week High Scores

Week 1: Tuddy Buddies (162.6)

Week 2: Jaxon Jaxoff (166.38)

Week 3: Jaxon Jaxoff (180.54)

Week 4: Backfield Penetration (168.16)

FFL2 Recap

Well, the featured matchup between Jonathan's Scary Team and Greg Heffley sure was... something. The real scary part is that Jonathan's team put up the lowest score across both leagues, and Mr. Heff had the highest across both leagues. So congrats to him on the BIG win, earning the cash for Week 4 in FFL2!

Lamar the Merrier wasn't too merry when Puka Dachewa pulled off the comeback win in garbage time on the last drive of Week 4 lol. Definitely one of the closer matchups of the week across both leagues.

They've Hit the Second Bower improves to 3-1 and is in 1st place in FFL2 after a low-scoring affair resulting in a DUB over Cloudy with Achane of Meatballs. Has the OG Champ fallen off at 1-3?

Close matchup between Who Darted and No Place Like Mahomes, but the defending champ prevailed in a 6-point victory this time. Both teams end up at 3-1.

THEE closest matchup of them all goes to Jamar Swiftwalker and Smokin Fins. This time Smokin Fins comes out on top instead of the other way around, with a 3.4-point victory... sheesh that's a close one.

Say Hello to My Kittle Friend said goodbye to Taylor Swift's Boyfriend with an ezpz 60-point slaparound.

Week 5 Featured Matchups

No Place Like Mahomes, They've Hit the Second Bower, and Who Darted are all 3-1 going into Week 5. They're all playing different opponents, so it will be intersted to see who shakes out at the top after this one.

Week-by-Week High Scores

Week 1: Jamar Swiftwalker (200.26)

Week 2: They've Hit the Second Bower (188.46)

Week 3: Who Darted? (198.82)

Week 4: Greg Heffley (177.22)