Week 2 Recap: 2026 Abstract Sports Fantasy Football League

FFL1 Recap

The featured matchup between Backfield Penetration and Austen's Astounding Team did disappoint. Austen's Astounding Team came in not very astounding with the lowest overall score across both leagues, giving Backfield Penetration the double-u.

Tuddy Buddies improve to 2-0 with a big Monday Night boost over I Likes TDs.

Lambeau Forever had the best QB and WR in Week 2, securing an easy win over Henryless Levis.

Freeling This was feeling it this week, earning a win over AJ Down to move to 2-0.

Fishin' Sonsa Bitches (FSABS) fell flat against the Perpetual Priapisms, dropping to 0-2, with the PPs moving to 1-1.

And last but not least, Jaxon Jaxoff rode his namesake to the victory lane over GIT UR DUN, improving to 2-0. Very competitive week for the high score in Week 2 - we had 3 teams within 6 points of the cash grab.

Week 3 Featured Matchups

Freeling This vs Tuddy Buddies

Only featuring the Tud Buds again because they're 2-0 and going up against another 2-0 team.

GIT UR DUN vs Austen's Astounding Team

The projection says this should be a barn burner. Both teams look to bounce back after disappointing losses in Week 2.

Week-by-Week High Scores

Week 1: Tuddy Buddies (162.6)

Week 2: Jaxon Jaxoff (166.38)

FFL2 Recap

One of the two featured matchups for Week 2 didn't disappoint - the Higginson Brotherly Showdown 1.0 resulted in a win for Taylor Swift's Boyfriend over Greg Heffley by a mere 1.66 points. Sheeeeesh.

The other featured matchup was a blowout. The Smokin' Fins got smoked by Puka Dachewa by 37-ish points.

Lamar the Merrier staved off a loss to Who Darted, only because Jaxson Dart got hurt, rendering Malik Nabers also useless. He also got hurt in the same game, but did return.

Another close game leaned in Jonathan's Scary Team's favor, beating Cloudy with Achane of Meatballs by 1.4 points.

No Place Like Mahomes has turned a corner this season, improving to 2-0 with a win over Say Hello to My Kittle Friend.

And last but not least, They've Hit the Second Bower puts up a PHAT 188.46 to beat Jamar Swiftwalker, earning the top score cash grab over last week's top score cash grabber. GGs.

Week 3 Featured Matchups

No Place Like Mahomes vs Lamar the Merrier

These two former coworkers aim to duke it out in Week 3. Lamar the Merrier will try to kill the win streak while No Place Like Mahomes tries to keep the train chuggin' along.

Week-by-Week High Scores

Week 1: Jamar Swiftwalker (200.26)

Week 2: They've Hit the Second Bower (188.46)