Week 1 Recap: 2026 Abstract Sports Fantasy Football League

FFL1 Recap

Henryless Levis took down I Likes TDs in the first Mike vs Mike showdown of the season, not by much though.

Josh Allen's 40+ points wasn't enough to push Lambeau Forever over the hump, giving up the dub to Freeling This.

In our first nailbiter of the season, Backfield Penetration snuck by with a 0.5-point win over GIT UR DUN. That's brutal.

Week 1 featured probably the best "head-to-head" matchup with Jaxon, Jaxoff taking on Perpetual Priapisms. #iykyk ... anyway, the Priapisms weren't Perpetuating this time around, giving up a 60-point score differential to Jaxon, Jaxoff.

In his return to fantasy football glory, Austen's Astounding Team beat up on FSABS.

And last but not least, Tuddy Buddies completed a decent comeback against AJ Down (AKA the defending champ) and he brought home CASH MONEY for the high score of the week!

Week 2 Featured Matchups

Backfield Penetration vs Austen's Astounding Team

Nothing too wild in Week 2, but these two 1-0 teams are duking it out.

Week-by-Week High Scores

Week 1: Tuddy Buddies (162.6)

FFL2 Recap

Lamar the Merrier couldn't complete the comeback, but it wasn't for no try against Cloudy with Achane of Meatballs (that's a mouthful).

One of my favorite team names in both leagues, Who Darted got a cozy dub over Say Hello to My Kittle Friend (also a mouthful), although not a very high-scoring showing.

Taylor Swift's Boyfriend pulls off a win against They've Hit the Second Bower (another mouthful) with a solid 160+ performance.

No Place Like Mahomes takes a good first step in squashing his low score differential losses from last season by pulling off a win over the Smokin Fins in Week 1.

Greg Heffley completes the Higginson trifecta, with all three siblings getting wins in Week 1. He got a win over Puka Dachewa this time around.

And last but not least, Jamar Swiftwalker adds insult to injury by taking home the CASH MONEY for high score in week one, our first 200+ outing... over the overall lowest score across both leagues (63.1 by Jonathan's Scary Team). This was the week to put up a poopy score for Jonathan apparently, because that number was going to be hard to beat anyway.

Week 2 Featured Matchups

Taylor Swift's Boyfriend vs Greg Heffley

The first Higginson brotherly showdown. One of them has to lose in Week 2! Who is it going to be?

Smokin Fins vs Puka Dachewa

Two good friends, bowling buddies, golfing buddies, etc etc. May the best man win.

Week-by-Week High Scores

Week 1: Jamar Swiftwalker (200.26)